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i grew up w/ this guy as a kid in the 70s. He was hysterical with his chain smoking, and snow white 70s haircut, boisterous laugh and in your face… ney, in your head interview style.

That was really his strength and Achilles heal as an interviewer… if he could not get in your head, then he just did not get you. Witness his interview with the Sex Pistols it’s amazingly bad (and funny).

But then go to You Tube and watch the 4 part interview w/ Charles Manson. It is - bar none - the best Manson interview of all time.
“Come down from the Space Shuttle, Charlie… talk to me. What does it feel like to control people? Do you like that? Controlling People?”
It’s a great battle of egos. Must viewing.nytimes obit

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WASHINGTON, July 30 — The Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Internal Revenue Service raided the Alaska home of Senator Ted Stevens on Monday in search of evidence about his relationship to a businessman who oversaw a remodeling project that almost doubled the size of the senator’s house,…

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Drop the garden ho, Osama.

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Mitt Romney’s campaign finance records show that during his time as Massachusetts governor he spent nearly $2,000 on makeup artists over four years. The personal-beautification spending was divided over six sessions to three separate companies. Individual makeup jobs ranged in price from $180 to $690.

This after giving shit to Edward’s about his $400 haircut.

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How much has Guilini spent on make up? .. not to mention his daily blood transfusions.

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Homer Simpson has been painted on to a hillside next to the famous giant at Cerne Abbas, Dorset.

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from Chicken John:

So if you read the Chronicle cover story on my Mayoral campaign last Monday, you may be interested in reading this in today’s paper (SF Chronicle):

“Say what you like,” the old saying goes, “as long as you spell my name right.” In your recent page-one coverage of my mayoral campaign, your reporter flubbed my last name by a keystroke. Now, I imagine some of you Chronikle people might not think it really matters if one of the “wacky” mayoral candidates gets his name mangled, but please understand that some folks like a story to accompany their news, including fact-checked facts and reliable details. So, for the record: my name is (Chicken) John Rinaldi, not Rivaldi. The keystroke error is a common one - the ‘n’ and the ‘v’ occupy mirror positions on a keyboard – and in this confusing world of politics, lefts and rights can get jumbled up pretty quickly. Especially when you’re trying to pound a candidate into a pigeonhole. So I will consider forgiving you in exchange for a belated mention of my website: www.chickenjohn.com. And I promise to continue making outrageous statements on my blog, so your reporters can keep on mining that for content, and save themselves the trouble of actually interviewing me. Thanks for your time and consideration - and in the future, please don’t be shy about asking for help with spelling and grammar issues.

Chicken John Rinaldi,
Candidate for Mayor of San Francisco
City of Art and Innovation 2007

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For the unrepentant patriarch of LSD, long, strange trip winds back to Bay Area

Joel Selvin, Chronicle Senior Pop Music Critic
Thursday, July 12, 2007

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Clownporn.com is pleased to endorse Chicken John for mayor of SF. And if he wins, we’ll move there.

Inventor of Porneokie, Lost Vegas…. base player for the most notorious band of all time, Circus ring master, game show host, used car sales man and one of the people that was instrumental in getting Burning Man event off the ground. Oh, and the biggest loud mouth you’ll ever meet in your whole life.

Not the resume of your typical candidate? Jerry F’n Springer was mayor of Cinnicinati. Jerry Springer!!!!!

The only thing we can hope for is that if he wins, he can deligate duties. He does not need to be manning 911 calls.

Vote for Chicken

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