Clownporn.com is pleased to endorse Chicken John for mayor of SF. And if he wins, we’ll move there.
Inventor of Porneokie, Lost Vegas…. base player for the most notorious band of all time, Circus ring master, game show host, used car sales man and one of the people that was instrumental in getting Burning Man event off the ground. Oh, and the biggest loud mouth you’ll ever meet in your whole life.
Not the resume of your typical candidate? Jerry F’n Springer was mayor of Cinnicinati. Jerry Springer!!!!!
The only thing we can hope for is that if he wins, he can deligate duties. He does not need to be manning 911 calls.
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chicken john, a soul whom i have never met, is clearly the best bet for mayor of san fransisco. with a hat, neck scarf and ’stache so prominent, who wouldnt vote for this man?!?